Contents

• E. T. Babinski's "Cretinism or Evilution" speech at Dragon-Con in Atlanta, June 1996; or, "There is no joy in Eden, for creationism has struck out"

• Why we believe in a designer!

• Further reading

• The most provocative things ever said about the way God "designed" the cosmos

• Who is "The Lord of the Flies?" Satan or God? Martin Luther's view vs. Mark Twain's

• The problem of pain & the egomania of the Psalms

• More of the best things ever said in favor of human evolution

• Berlinski or Babinski?

• Genesis is a jokesis!

• Natural selections from Uncle Ed's holy book